3307 words in one day. Fuck yeah anything is possible I need to sleep now.
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
aw that sucks :(
— me as a professional therapist (via losergirlfriend)
Time to stay up all night working with Kitchen Nightmares in the background. Fun, so fun.
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